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Shalzhen'Ji
21 October 2010 @ 09:12 am
New layout :D As much as I'm sad to change away from using the lovely Matt Bomer for a banner, I think it was time for a change.

Credits:
Stylesheet by kuribati/beatcrusher
Banner image by Snizz (was a gift image of my character on a rp site)


On another note, I have gotten some WEIRD comments lately on some of my old entries. It's been maybe three or four, with the most recent one happening the other day. In a way, it's frustrating. The comments are stupid, pointless, and mean absolutely nothing to me. After showing them to a friend, I was told they all relate to Harry Potter, (which goes way over my head, not being a fan and all) and they just DON'T MAKE SENSE. I suppose it's better than something racier, but still. Ugh.
 
 
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Shalzhen'Ji
17 May 2010 @ 03:12 pm


This show. This show is going to fucking kick ass. I CAN'T WAIT.
 
 
Shalzhen'Ji
30 April 2010 @ 02:27 pm
Well, the layout's fine and I adore it, but I just CANNOT seem to get the whole banner thing sorted. The code for this layout is so different than the last code I was using and just, urgh. It may or may not look really shitty for people - idk, it looks godawful to me, so I'll try to fix it eventually. Not now, though, else I might throw my computer out the window e_e Bahahaha, got it figured out. I is now a happy camper 8D
 
 
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Shalzhen'Ji
25 April 2010 @ 03:23 pm
I actually managed to get my little paws on a Dreamwidth account. I wasn't sure what to do with it at first, but I'm going to start posting up all my fanfiction there (maybe original if I feel bold enough). If you feel so compelled, you should be able to comment there without an account - if it doesn't work (I'm still figuring things out over there), you are free to leave a comment on this entry, just let me know which work/entry you are referring to :D

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Shalzhen'Ji
20 April 2010 @ 03:04 pm
Probably should have posted this earlier, but made an icon journal with a friend over at InsaneJournal.

Check it out!

There's not a whole lot there at the moment, but we add stuff when we get time. It is members only, but membership is open :]
 
 
 
Shalzhen'Ji
If you know me, you know that I am not much of an icon maker. I do have a fair number of icons stored up on my hard drive, however, that I've made over the last month or so. And rather than just keep them all stored up like a hoarder, I figured why not put them up here. So enjoy (:

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Shalzhen'Ji
This is an actual letter from an Austin, Texas woman sent to Proctor and Gamble regarding one of their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph. This was PC Magazine's 2007 Editors' Choice award-winner for the best letter sent via e-mail.

Dear Mr. Thatcher,

I have been a loyal user of your 'Always' maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts.

But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants.

Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my time of the month is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call 'an inbred hillbilly with knife skills.'

Isn't the human body amazing?

As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division, you've no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customer's monthly visits from 'Aunt Flo'. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it's a tough time for most women.

The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants... Which brings me to the reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: 'Have a Happy Period.'

Are you fucking kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing happiness, is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you're some kind of sick S&M freak, there will never be anything 'happy' about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march down to the local Walgreen's armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory.

For the love of God, pull your head out, man! If you have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say something that's actually pertinent, like 'Put down the Hammer' or 'Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong'.

Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bullshit. And that's a promise I will keep.

Always....
Wendi ---
Austin, TX
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Shalzhen'Ji
05 October 2009 @ 06:51 pm
** The site, as of right now, is about 50% complete. All the content is complete, there are only a few forums left, and then the layout and application. You are free to browse the information sections and if you are interested, feel free to comment here or shoot me an IM. I'll also answer any questions you might have (:

 * TABULA RASA
         WELCOME TO THE DOLLHOUSE

                                       join us

The Dollhouse is real, we are not a myth or an urban legend, despite what you may have heard. We are a division of the Rosum Corporation and known only to high profile people with money or those within the government.

Welcome, to the world inside the Dollhouse; where every new imprint, every new engagement brings you into a new challenge and a new experience and maybe even the chance to evolve and become better than the rest. We want everyone to be their best, even the self-righteous Government agents on their fool-hardy quests to bring us down. After all, where would we be without them to keep us on our toes?

So what are we?
Tabula Rasa is a one of the kind rpg experience that encourages creativity and presents challenges for our members. Based on the TV series created by Joss Whedon, Dollhouse, our site follows a Chicago-based house where everything is up to you, the player. There are no cannons here, only creativity and originality.

Tabula Rasa?
In Latin, this means the "blank slate". Our dolls are just that: people that can be imprinted with any memory, skill, and personality imaginable. This is to help encourage the creativity among our members, it creates a challenge for people and an opportunity for them to play character types they may have never even imagined before.

Why?
As expressed a few times already, this site has been created to be a totally unique role playing experience. A place where people can play every character they have possibly imagined, where they can explore new ideas and test new personalities. Tabula Rasa is, proudly, the first of it's kind on AcornRack, and we will always work to make sure it is the most unique and fresh experience for role players and writers alike.
 
 
Shalzhen'Ji
20 September 2009 @ 02:26 pm
Looking for a forum based Supernatural rpg? Well then have I got the place for you.

Set into season 3, though only vaguely following the true cannon, On The Edge is a new, exciting, Supernatural role play. 10 of the 66 seals are broken, and the hunters are working fast to try and prevent the coming apocalypse, but there are monsters in the way, and angels on their shoulders working on mysterious and often confusing ways.

Ever wanted to play a witch, demon, or a vampire? Maybe a werewolf, shapeshifter, or angel? Maybe something we haven't even seen on the show - as long as there's lore, it's welcome on the site. You can even create your very on angels and demons.

Don't forget the cannons, though. We're still looking for a Dean, Bobby, Anna, Lillith, and Ellen. Got someone else in mind you don't see on the list? Don't hesitate to contact the admin of the site and ask about it! The more authentic we can make our universe, the more fun it'll be for everyone, but don't let that stop you! There's plenty of room for your own, original characters on the site. They can be a normal human, or even a hunter! Whatever your heart desires.


If you have questions about the site, feel free to ask and I can either direct you to someone who knows more than me (I am just a member, after all), or seek the answer to the question for you. We'd LOVE to have you, though - so if you love Supernatural, then saddle up! We're in for one hell of a ride.
 
 
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Shalzhen'Ji
12 September 2009 @ 02:23 pm
Anyone who ever has a problem with me and what I say or have said probably need to fill this out (if only so myself and my friends can laugh our asses off at you).


Found this awesome thing thanks to chargasm
 
 
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